Ted Slocum

Absurdity, gambling, mindfulness, programming, golf, well-being, and my opinions.

17 Dec 2021

Desire for Musical Skills

I want to have musical skills. And I want them for only two reasons. And the reasons are very weird and perhaps creepy:

  1. To perform a song at funerals of people I love.
  2. So I can write and play songs like Adam Sandler’s Hanukkah Song or Phone Wallet Keys.